I tamed snakes, their sneaky character can’t defeat my charms.

I tamed snakes, their sneaky character can’t defeat my charms.

I tamed tigers, their claws retract and their puffy paws caresses me like a lover.

I tamed the see and dive deep into it mating with mermaids and feasting with Poseidon
Once I tamed a volcano and the Titan entrapped inside of it bowed in front of me.

I tamed the heights and the storms, the clouds and the winds, the time-space continuum itself…. But with all my powers and my spells and my amazing smile… I could never tame a girl… .